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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

bwahahahaha

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Newb suddenly and inexplicably falls on his ass, helpless, his only weapon, a broken walking stick, flung away from him and trampled over my the onslaught of ravaging zombies.

ChronoGrl picks up her machete.


ChronoGrl: Now this is a job for a real man.


She mercilessly slaughters the entire zombie hoard. She stands up, puts her hands on her hips, her deliciously voluptuous curves titillatingly silhouetted against a blood-red setting sun.

She helps the crippled Newb to his feet.


Newb: How can I thank -


She cuts him off. And tosses her blood-soaked hair from her neck, breathing heavily.


ChronoGrl: Shut up and kiss me.


aaaaaaand... scene.

I vote Chronogrl writes the next HDC movie.:D