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Old 01-02-2008, 01:27 PM
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Talking Your Bestest Jokes!

Everyone has a few personal favourites!

1. Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?"

"No", says the secretary.

"Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.


2. Two nuns are driving along the road when a vampire jumps out in front of them. One nun says to the other "Show him your cross!", so the second nun opens her window, leans out and shouts "Move out of the bloody road! I need to get home in time for Friends!"

3. Two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yeh, it does dunnit."

4. An english man, a scottish man, a welsh man, an irish man, a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this, some kind of joke?

5. If father christmas, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde all saw a £10 note laying on the floor, who would pick it up?

The dumb blonde because there is no such thing as father christmas, the tooth fairy or a smart blonde.
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