[Kemal]

I just sat through this steaming pile of garbage. By the time it was over my ass was almost as numb as my brain. How the hell do you make a movie about giant death robots so incredibly mind-numbingly boring? It was about as exciting as a Jane Austen book.

Long, loud, pretentious and stupid. It tried to be funny. It wasn't. It tried to be exciting. It wasn't. It tried to be romantic, intelligent and it even tried to be touching. Am I actually supposed to care when the yellow robot(don't even remember his name) is being captured? And the final battle scene... it's so loud and fast that I have no idea who's fighting and why I should care who wins.

Fail, fail, fail.

And I don't care if the special effects were fantastic. With computer technology in its current state, this is to be expected. What the hell happened to good writing? Two nine year olds playing with the transformer toys in their backyard could write a better movie than this piece of shit. Watching this movie is like having a slow frontal lobotomy.