[ferretchucker]

Massacre Man: Holy shit...

Bwind gets up and spins around angrily. Zero isn't anywhere to be seen.

Bwind: You fucking idiot! You distracted me!

Bwind gets a large knife from his pocket and throws it. Massacre Man ducks out of the way and it hits the side of the wall, bounces off and goes straight into Gore's leg.

Bwind: Where is he?!

Massacre Man: How the fuck should I know?!

Bwind: Well it's not exactly dark in here, you should have seen hi-

Massacre Man: FUCK!

All the torches and other lights begin to fall down around the room. They smash and glass goes everywhere, on of the lighters falls into a small pile of string. The string sets alight, also burning a plastic torch. Black smoke begins to rise.

Bwind: That fuckers smarter than I thought!

Bwind is looking into the black smoke when Zero silently drops from the ceiling behind him.

Massacre Man: Hey Shitface, look behind you!

Bwind turns around just as Zero stabs him in the stoumach with a knife. Bwind grabs Zero's arm and slowly, pulls the knife out, then turns it around on the monkey. The two are locked in combat.

Bwind: Remember your mum. I'll let you in on a secret. I kept her arm. It tasted nice!

Zero jumps up with shuck forces that Bwind lets go. He begins frantically jumping around the cave. The smoke has by now faded and Massacre Man sees something at the cave entrance.

Crabapple: Look Paramount, it's Uncle Massacre Man!

Crab begins running towards Massacre Man, when he suddenly stops, and falls to the floor. His leg is blown off. Ferretchucker is at the cave entrance holding a gun.

Ferretchucker: There once was a man named ferret, who blew the shit out of some maniac.

Massacre Man: What the fuck is happening tonight? Why do you have that mongrel?!

Crabapple shows no signs of pain. He's very pale due to all the blood he's lost. Guns hots are still firing around and Zero can be heard shrieking. The monkey suddenly comes to a stop in front of crab and bends over. He tears his throat open. In his last ounce of strength, Crab puts his finger forward into Paramounts mouth, who starts nibbling at it.

Ferretchucker: Holy monkey balls, what the fuck is that?!

Zero turns around, looks at bwind who is reloading, then runs for ferretchucker. Ferret holds the gun out in front of him.

Ferretchucker: Go to hell!

at that moment, he sneezes and his arms contract, pulling them to his face. His face goes forward infront of the gun just as it fires. Bits of brain are everywhere.

Massacre Man: Fuck...SHOOT THE MONKEY!

Suddenly, at the entrance, two more figures appear. It's Miss Macabre and Pr3ssur3.

Pr3ssur3: In a minute, I have buisness to attend to.

He gets the gun out and aims it at Bwind.

Bwind: Bugger!