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Old 12-16-2007, 04:19 AM
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A cat is walking through some trees. It's looking around nervously. Suddenly, it's on the floor. A boot has come down hard on it's head. The camera moves up to show a smiling Bwind.

Bwind: Even more fun than squirrels...

He looks around. Everything is still.

Bwind: Fuck...

He starts walking into some close together Pine trees. Just as he is engulfed by them, somebody walks in front of the camera. There's ablood dripping down their face, it's Crab. He steps on something, it's the cat.

Crabapple: Oh...

He looks around him, then down at Paramount. He puts his index finger over his lips to tell paramount to be quiet. He bends down and peels up the cat. He puts part of it's crushed head into the mouth of Paramount, who starts eating. He then puts his mouth to the cat's leg and bites it off. He starts eating.

Crabapple: Yummy chummy.

he starts walking off into the trees that Bwind did.
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