[ferretchucker]

DAMMIT!

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre are walking along the side of the road. There are no cars in sight and the stars are easitly visible.

Miss Macabre: So, how did you know about that thing?

Pr3ssur3: Ever read Harry Potter?

Miss Macabre: Yeh...

Pr3ssur3: You know that girl says you should say Voldemorts name.

Miss Macabre: Yeh, Hermione.

Pr3ssur3: It's the same with him. His name's Zero.

Miss Macabre: Okay...but you haven't answered my question.

Pr3ssur3: I spent the last few years locked up in a cell, having blood drawn from me every day. It was to feed that monkey. A man named Bwind and I caught him, back then I was so cowardly...

Miss Macabre: Why?

Pr3ssur3: We were working for a museum, well, I thought we were. We were working for a company, I'm still not sure who they are. They wanted him for a genetic experiment. Anyway, that's why he's red.

Miss Macabre: What?! He's red because of blood?

Pr3ssr3: He got loose, I tricked a young scientist into setting me free and escaped in the back of a helicopter. Travelled for hours to get here, ran out of fuel in the end. When we landed, well, crashed, I thought we were safe...then he reappeared.

Miss Macabre: He was in the helicopter?

Pr3ssur3: On the helicopter. He waited on the outside of a helicopter for hours, just to try and kill me. But I was lucky. When the blood of the pilot splattered, it splattered over me. He knew the smell of my blood, and the pilot's blood masked it. I ran. I ran for my life, out of the woods. But the next day, after travelling around for so long, I heard someone mention him. Someone saw him running towards a bar...

Miss Macabre: How long ago was this?!

Pr3ssur3: About a week. When I got there, it was just rubble. Rubble and blood. So many people dead, even a crushed ferret.

Miss Macabre: Don't tell ferretchucker that. His whole family are obsessed with them. I think all of them own a ferret.

Pr3ssur3: I stalked him for so long, but I was always too late...but not now. Now I've got him.

Miss Macabre: You shot him! He should be dead.

Pr3ssur3: He's an evil chimp with red fur, lives off blood, has been loose for over a week, killing and hasn't been caught not to mention staying on the outside of a helicopter for hours. A gunshot won't kill him. But I will make sure he dies. He will die...

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre turn down a dirt track. Off in the distance they hear a couple of gun shots.