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I Like To Spend This Time Of Year
Visiting My Old Friend Ebenezer
I Put The Fear Of God Into Him
That Cheap Tight-ass Old Geezer
And Then I Have A Christmas Toast
With Some Lovely Cherry Wine
Or Eggnog With A Bit Of Rum
It Makes Me Feel So Fine
Then Me And The Ghost Of Christmas Present
Will Get Tipsy And Stir The Shit
Its Off We Go On A Mischief Run
To The House Of Poor Bob Cratchit
We'll Steal The Prize Goose
And The Pudding In The Copper
And Break Tiny Tim's Crutch
Even Though Its Not Proper
Then We'll Meet With The Ghost
Of Christmas Yet To Come
He's A Scary Motherfucker
So We'll Give Him All The Rum
Every Year Its The Same
It Doesn't Deviate In The Least
I Made These Chains That Bind Me
Link By Link I Built This Beast
Don't Feel Bad For Me Children
I Seek No Pity For My Pain
The Question You Should Ponder Is
How Long Is Your Chain
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