[ferretchucker]

In the middle of the woods, Crabapple is slowly walking along, the mutant baby in his arms. Paramount is crying.

Crabapple: Stop making the sea water leak Paramount! Me finding hoochie kitty.

Paramount is still crying. Crabapple goes to stroke him but the wolf baby snaps at his hand.

Crab: I remember when I gave birth to you. You were so cute. The doctor said you were the nicest looking baby he'd ever seen.

Paramount has stopped crying. Crab looks down at him. The baby is staring off into the distance. A furry, red thing is running between the trees a few hundred yards away.

Crabapple: Yummy yummy for your tummy.

Crabapple sets off towards the creature but is suddenly knocked to the floor. Ferretchucker has ran into him and they are both on the floor. Paramount has started crying again.

Ferretchucker: I'm so sorry- YOU!

Crabapple: You stupid loaf! You set him off again!

Ferretchucker is holding his head which he had hit on the floor. He gets up and is about to start running again but suddenly falls over. Crabapple has hit him in the leg with a branch.

Crabapple: YOU SMELLY LIGHTBULB!

Crab hits his legs again, and with a sickening crunch, the white of Ferret's bone is visible.

Ferretchucker: PLEASE STOP!

Crab: I'll stop when the pink head flower is bashed in!

He lifts up the branch again but suddenly stops and keels over. Paramount has crawled over and bit his foot. Blood is pouring everywhere and a gun falls out of his pocket.

Crab: Bad Paramount! You no hurt me!

He pulls himself up using a branch, picks up Paramount and walks off, seemingly forgetting about Ferretchucker.

Ferretchucker: Fuck...

Slowly, Ferret manages to pull himself over to where the gun is. He picks it up and turns around, but CRab is already gone.

Ferretchucker: Fuckola!