[ferretchucker]

The lack of replies is a bit saddening but oh well.
Here's just a quick sum up of the story.

Bwind and Pr3ssur3 caught a monkey and gave him to a company owned by Gorephobia. The company kept Pr3ssur3 for a few years as a blood supply for what they have now molded into Zero. Zero escaped in a helicopter that Pr3ssur3 was in. He then killed Bwind in the woods whilst the events of HDC 1 were going on. Meanwhile, Ferretchucker and Missmacabre were at a talent show when Yellow Jacket was attacked and nearly killed by Zero.

Ferretchucker then took Yellow Jacket to his house to heal him, but Yellow Jacket died. ferretchucker accidentally read a spell that ressurected Yellow Jacket who then knocked ferretchucker out. Whilst this was going on, Hammerfan returned and whilst at Massacre Man's new neighbor, Crab's house, gave birth to a werewolf Baby. Massacre Man and the escaped Hammerfan (in werewolf mode) had a face off at K-Mart which Massacre Man won. Back at Crabs, The wounded Crabapple grew to like the baby which he named Paramount. He even killed Disease to protect the baby. Yellow Jacket then stole bwind, who was revealed to be his dad's, body to Bwinds cabin in the wioods and ressurected him. Straight after, Bwind killed Yellow Jacket.

Massacre Man is driving through the night. The body of Hammerfan is next to him. He turns off the road onto a small dirt track in the middle of some trees. He keps driving, then eventually gets to the end of the road. He opens the car door, goes to the boot and pulls out a spade. He starts digging.

Massacre Man: Why the fuck do these things happen to me?

He looks behind himself at the car. hrough the window he can see Hammerfan's body on the chair. He turns back to his digging and fast footsteps are heard. He turns around.

Massacre Man: Fucknuts...

a flash of red and suddenly Massacre Man is on the floor. Zero stands above him and starts punching him wildly, screaming into the night. Within seconds, Massacre Man is limp. Zero laughs manically, then drags the body off.