[ferretchucker]

Thanks.

On the stage of a small hall, Yellow Jacket is sitting in a chair, with a small puppet on his lap. Everybody's laughing. Ferretchucker is back stage with Missmacabre.

Ferretchucker: I still think my 5 minute cross breeding session should have got into the show.

Missmacabre: Face it! Stapling animals together is wrong!!!

Ferretchucker: But...

Missmacabre: No! Your ferret/ pig didn't like it!

Ferretchucker: But it was laughing.

Missmacabre: As it threw itself off your house!

There's a loud applause.

Missmacabre: That's your queue!

Ferret pulls a large rope and the curtains close. He and Missamacbre are side on to the stage. Whilst they're talking, something red drops down onto the stage. It can be seen battling with Yellow Jacket. Ferret hears something and turns around just as Zero jumps back up to the ceiling.

Yellow Jacket: HELP ME!!!

Ferret looks at the helpless Yellow Jacket, crawling along the floor with blood dripping from everywhere. The puppets's arm is up his rear end.

Ferretchucker: Oh my god...

Missmacabre: Call an ambulance!

Yellow jacket grabs Missmacabre's leg. She screams and faints. HE turns to Ferret.

Yellow Jacket: Call somebody!

Ferretchucker: Er...oh my god...what...

He battles with himself then picks up Yellow Jacket and runs. Cut to Ferret's house. Ferret runs in, then up into his room. He closes the door and puts Yellow Jacket on the floor.

Yellow Jacket: CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Ferretchucker: I can't! This is the perfect oppurtunity to show how my cross breeds can help! I just need some equipmet!

He runs out of the room. After he does, Yellow Jacket crawls over to a bookcase. He draws a book marked "The Equitical" and opens it up. Blood drips everywhere. It's a really old book and most pages are torn. He gets to a page marked "Life".

Yellow Jacket: Yes...

He slumps down, dead. Ferret walks back in the room.

Ferretchucker: Wake up. I found the stapler. Oooh. You found some reading. Oh...it's that book Uncle Geddy left me.

He starts reading from the page. It's some strange language. His back is to Yellow Jacket, and as Ferretchucker reads more, Yellow Jacket begins to get up. Ferret finishes it.

Ferretchucker: Crazy Uncle Geddy.

Behind him, Yellow Jacket smiles, picks up a paper weight and hits ferretchucker over the head with it, knocking him unconcious.

Yellow Jacket: You're right. Who needs a hospital...