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Cut to the ambulance driving toward the hospital, the paramedics, Despare and Disease are sitting in the driver and passenger seat respectively. ABnormal is in the back, sedated.
Disease: She's hot...
Despare: She's having a baby...
Disease: Doesn't change the fact she's hot.
Despare: That's kind of gross...
Disease: What is? Respecting the female form?
Despare: No... being attracted to a pregnant woman.
Disease: Oh, so if you got someone pregnant you'd just up and leave them?
Despare: No, I...
Disease: No, I get you, you aren't man enough to take up for your responsibilities, hear ya loud and clear... douchebag.
Despare: I'd stay if my girlfriend was having a baby.
Disease: You're one of those types, give her false hope then when the baby comes out it's "Fuck you, I have another family to start in Waldorf."
Despare: No, I'm talking about being turned on by someone pregnant.
Disease: Why? It's not like it makes you a pedophile... it might mean you like fat chicks though.
Despare: So does that mean you like fat chicks?
Disease: What, you got something against fat chicks now too?
Despare: No... I...
Disease: You're a real piece of shit ya know that? First you'd leave a girl for being pregnant and then you say you hate people just because they have some extra baggage. Stop talking to me.
Despare: I thought we were friends...
Disease: I was just fucking with you.
Despare: Oh...
Disease: Yeah, I know you'd never get a girl pregnant and leave her, you'd have to find a girl willing to have sex with you first.
Despare: What's that supposed to mean?
Disease: It means you're repulsive.
Disease leans his head against the seat and sighs.
Disease: You just missed the turn!
Despare: God damn it...
Despare turns around quickly and turns on the siren, the back doors to the ambulance open. Despare stops, he and Disease get out and the small creature climbs into the ambulance before the two make it around the corners, they close the door and get back in, the ambulance starts moving again, the creature starts walking toward them, Despare switches the sirens back on and floors it, the creature is thrown backward, it gets up again and starts walking again. The ambulance arrives at the hospital a few moments later, Disease and Despare walk around back, they pull out ABnormal's stretcher which the creature has latched himself onto the bottom of.
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