[massacre man]

Massacre Man stands in the middle of the street, paranoid of what will happen to him.

Massacre Man: OK, two of them are dead, that leaves three.

A couple of trick-or-treaters walk toward him with masks over their faces.

Massacre Man: Run home, now.

The kids grab ahold of Massacre Man and try stopping him from moving so he can be poked, but they are too small. Massacre Man knocks the two to the ground, he begins running down the street to Dudeman's house, the door to a few houses swing open and people walk out with the blank expressions on their faces.

Massacre Man (To himself): Where the fuck did they come from?

Flashback to 9 months earlier, Massacre Man and ABnormal are outside of the bar. Still leaning against eachother for support, Massacre Man walks toward his van.

ABnormal (Clearly drunk): You can't drive, you're drunk!

Massacre Man (Also drunk: You're right... let's walk.

Massacre Man and ABnormal begin to walk, they stop.

Massacre Man: I'm so drunk I forgot I didn't drink. I can drive.

ABnormal: OK.

Massacre Man: Wait here...

Massacre Man walks inside. ABnormal falls over and hits her head on the floor of the ground of the alley next to the bar, ABnormal lay unconcsious, a creature that resembles the ones from the egg stands over her, it sticks it's tail between her legs, tearing through her pants, it pumps something into her and climbs up the side of the building. Cut to Massacre Man inside of the bar, everyone at the table is playing darts so Massacre Man gets the keys undetected and walks back outside. The morning after that, they are at ABnormal's house, Massacre Man wakes up first, he looks over at ABnormal, smiles like he's proud of himself then gets out of bed, fully clothed, even his shoes and walks outside of the door, his van is parked right in front of the porch, he gets in and drives off. Back to present times. Massacre Man is knocking on Dudeman's door, his car is in the driveway but nobody answers, he gets in Dudeman's car and opens the glove box, he pulls out the set of keys he had earlier, he backs out and drives to the bar from 9 months earlier. He tosses his axe in the back and walks inside, Dudeman and Freak are sitting at the table, they are also still in their suits. They look at him.

Dudeman: What are you doing here?

Massacre Man: It wasn't mine.

Freak: What wasn't yours?

Massacre Man: The baby, it wasn't mine.

Freak: She had the baby?

Massacre Man: Yeah, it wasn't mine.

Freak: How do you know?

Dudeman: It was black, wasn't it?

Massacre Man: ... What? It wasn't human.

Dudeman: Damn dude, that ugly?

Massacre Man: No, it was a monster.

Dudeman: Poor ugly kid.

Massacre Man: It wasn't a fucking kid! It was a fucking monster, like Predator!

Freak: Are you alright?

Massacre Man: No I'm not alright, my two best fucking friends are dead, and I'm trying to explain to my two shitty fucking replacement best friends that my girlfriend gave birth to an egg!

Freak: Dead?

Massacre Man: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie anymore, Rod and Illdojo are dead.

Freak: What? How?

Massacre Man: Well, Rod got a drill shoved in his eye and I'm not sure what happened to Illdojo, but I haven't seen him in flesh and bone since like Saturday.

Freak: What do you mean in flesh and bone?

Massacre Man: Long story.... You guys wanna help me?

Dudeman: Help you what, man?

Massacre Man: Kill these things.

Freak: What things?

Massacre Man: The things that popped out of the fucking egg! How many times do I have to say it... Get in Dudeman's car, we're going to the hospital.

Dudeman and Freak get up and follow Massacre Man outside, they get in the car and drive off, back inside of the bar, Angra walks out of the bathroom, looks around for his friends then at the bartender.

Angra: Where did everyone go?