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I toke my old grandmas pet dog that she loves so dear and killed it. I then skinned it and blended itup. Since my grandma cant chew, she drinks food so I switch her drinkable food for her dead, beloved blended up pet. She dank half of him then noticed that he was missing. Then, in the drinkable "food", she saw its little tiny collar. She screamed and cried as shefigured out what I've done and I jumped out and yelled, "April Fools, you old piece of shit!" I think she had a heart attack... oh I laughed so hard I cried.
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