[ferretchucker]

My dearest friend,
your head is getting bigger,
but you are getting sloppy now,
your rhymes losing it's figure,

I don't like tea,
and crumpets suck, I'd much prefer a biscuit,
Just try call me harry potter again,
I really wouldn't risk it,

So try your best,
You cannot win, for britons are always right,
harvard and oxford trained us well,
I could rhyme better than you all night!