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Originally Posted by tic

While at University, in between lectures some of us invented a drink:

A Jelly SMN - our initials

First you need Baileys Irish Cream then some Raspberry cordial.

Take one mouthful of the baileys' then (without swallowing) take a mouthful of the cordial.

Swish the mixture around your mouth

The Raspberry congeals in your mouth

Swallow

Its like an alcoholic turkish delight - about a £3 a pop.

Another is a heidbanger (also known as alcohol poisoning) this is quite simple:
Get a pint glass and start at one end of the bar and work your way to the other side. About a quarter of a pint will do it - never finished a pint yet.
Very hard to get drunk by it as you tend to throw up after the brandy.
And you need a mortgage to pay for it

*It was a quiz night and my team one it , the first prize was £40 worth of drink - didn't last very long.*

So what do you drink in the heidbanger?