[ferretchucker]

audition

I am writing this for the sole purpose of filling out this message so that it is more than ten characters long. The fact that you are reading this shows how sad you are, and the fact that you've carried on reading this after I said you were sad shows you got spirit and believe in youself. You don't think you're sad, and anyone who says you are sad is wrong in your eyes. Good on you. But you can stop reading now. Honestly, I won't mind. I said stop. Okay, you're getting on my nerves now. Stop reading....now! Now! Stop it. STOP READING THE MESSAGE! SCREW YOU! GO SHOVE A CORK IN YOUR EAR!