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There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette aid, "I'll get off."

After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started Clapping.



A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head.

Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to Shoot.

The blonde replies "Shut up stupid! You're next



A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want? To go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars, because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings."
Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the Sun."

The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you Guys dumb? I'd go at night!"



The blonde was broke and desperate. She knocked on the door of a doctor's house and said she needed money and would be willing to work for it. The doctor asked if she would be willing to paint his porch. He would give her $50 to do it.

The blonde said that would be fine. The doctor's wife said the blonde must be really dumb to do such a big job for only $50. "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way? Around the house?" the wife asked. "I guess so," the doctor told his wife. A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. "All done," she said, "and by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."