A trainee Undertaker gets told its time for him to prepare his first body. So he's downstairs washing her down.
Anyway 5 mins later he comes up saying " She has a Prawn stuck between her legs " puzzled the boss went down to see what he was on about.
" Thats not a Prawn you idiot , its her clitoris "
" Oh " said the trainee " Well it tastes like Prawn "
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BTW. Its a real crime scene photo.:D
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