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Originally Posted by ferretchucker
Move over Marley, there's a new poet in town.
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I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND
OUR LITTLE FRIEND FROM THE UK
BUT YOUR POETRY SUCKS
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY
ITS NOT REALLY YOUR FAULT
YOU'RE A YOUNG LITTLE NIPPER
FROM THE LAND THAT GAVE US MARY POPPINS
AND OF COURSE, JACK THE RIPPER
I DON'T MEAN TO DISCOURAGE YOU
OR MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SCUM
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
WHAT COUNTRY YOU HAIL FROM
TO RHYME AD NAUSEUM IS MY CURSE
I WISH IT ON NO OTHER
IT RUNS IN THE MARLEY FAMILY
FROM BAD GENES FROM MY MOTHER
BUT LET US NOT SWAY
FROM THE TOPIC AT HAND
TO GIVE MOTHMAN WELL WISHES
AND HOPE HIS BIRTHDAY'S GRAND