Since they're mentioning you thanking them when you're famous, I'm going to make a request.
On March 27th, 2012 I will be 21, I expect to see a prostitute at my door, I want her to be half white, half latino, and half bear. I want her to have just given birth a week before, I want her breast milk replaced with Hypnotiq, and I want her name to be Tastycakes. Remember, I knew you before you were famous. You owe it to me for knowing your name before everyone else in the world.
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