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Being in a shop full of techs. this is what you get, everybody messes with everybodies cars and their toolboxes. Grease under the handles, wheel weights on your wheels, gives a horrendous vibration. Steal a guys driveshaft, so his car doesnt move, run a line from the washer pump to under the dash facing the driver, so when he uses the washer pump he gets a pants soaking of washer solvent. Pinch the fuel return line with vice grips, car drives about 10 miles before starving for fuel and dying out. ANd many more nasty stuff, that cant be written here.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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