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Old 09-30-2007, 08:52 PM
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If you want to be the life of the party, Joe Camel is the way to go.

You will need a cigarette, a penis, a polaroid camera (optional) and a pair of sunglasses (works best if they aren't yours.)

When the time is right, find a quiet corner or bathroom to prep yourself where no one can see what you're doing.

Put the sunglasses on top of the penis. Place cigarette so it stays between the shaft and balls of the penis. Re-enter the party & begin introducing everyone to your new friend, Joe Camel.

(In many cases, the person who owns the glasses won't want them back so as a bonus, this prank also scores you a free pair of shades about half the time.)
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