[novakru]

America's Top Model...I missed the second half dammit.
( My other guilty TV viewing besides The Girls Next Door. )
Hey Dante, one of the models has Asperger's.

Why is it that husbands think they can be assholes and not expect consequences?
Why can't wives get away with one really good punch in the head to the love of their lives just once a year?

Cranky babies are really hard on the nerves.

Boloney is different than Bologna, how? It all taste like shit to me.

Gatorade AM is crack liquified.

What the hell is so wrong with you that you have to be a mean bitch and scowl at everyone...yeah, I'm talking about that chick that works at Walmart.
You know the one.



Shit, the baby just woke up....