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Old 09-21-2007, 02:01 PM
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Before I start, I feel I should inform you that I'm singing along to Weapon of choice by fat boy slim so I might make some mistakes! Here we go!


Opening credits role. The last scene from the last episode plays, this time, carrying on from the bit where they're running towards the bomb.

Vod: WAIT!!! THIS IS A TRAP! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER! I KNOW SCARECROW!!!

One policeman: Wait there old timer! We'll handle this!

Jenna stops and grabs mothman.

Jenna: Listen to him! Get them to stop.

Mothman: Okay. COME BACK HE-

Three fast beeps are heard then a huge explosion. Some men are blasted back whilst others are engulfed by the flames. When they die down Vod, Jenna and Mothman go over to the scene.

Vod: Idiots. I told them.

Jenna: We've gotta get out of here.

Mothman: I'll call a paramedic. First, lets get back to the car. I feel safer on the road.

Vod: This won't stop. Somehow he managed to get a bomb. Knowing him he made it. You lot have to be more careful. That's why I'm here.

Jenna: Does Mum know?

Vod: Why should she, I haven't spoken to her in years.

Jenna: Well you were married, she'd probably want to know.

Mothman: Save it! You,

He points at a policeman who stayed at the car

Mothman: Round up some of the others and bring every body from those trees. Dead or alive.

Vod: He can here us you know.

Jenna: I doubt he's hiding in the-

Vod: No. Look.

He points to a spot under the car. There's a small microphone underneath.

Mothman: We will catch you! You've killed some of my men so we will catch you! YOU HERE ME! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!

Jenna: Calm down!

Mothman: How can I stay calm?! He just killed most of my team without even being spotted! HE has bombs and there are still over 10 fugitives running around!

Vod: Lets go.

Mothman: You two go. Tell Tic what happened. I'm staying here 'til my team is in hospital.

Jenna and Vod leave. Mothman approaches another officer.

Mothman: I don't trust that man. He makes Jenna behave differently. If he gives you orders, don't follow them, he isn't a policeman.

Fade to Ferrets living room. He, Horrorobsessed and some others are all drinking.

Ferret: So you've never even sniffed a drug?

Dante: I don't like the idea of it.

Horrorobsessed: Neither do I but I tried it once.

Dante: Were there people crowding around asking if you've ever even sniffed some so you felt compelled?

Posher: We haven't even got any on us. We just wondered.

The doorbell rings. Ferret goes and answers it. __V__ walks in.

__V__: Guys. Come and look at this.#

They all get up and walk across the street to Newbs. There's a neon sign outside with Newb written in Red inside a black circle.

Ferret: It's good. What about the inside?

__V__: They've done it as a cross between an old english mansion library and a modern bar.

They go inside and it is how he described it, with modern red, cushy looking seats but dark, glossed cabinets.

Psycom: Who are you people?

__V__: These people are funding the project.

Psycom: What do you think.

Ferret: Definetely Newb.

Psycom walks behind the bar. He laughs as he gets some bottles out.

Psycom: I spent five years at bar school.

He starts juggling bottles and pouring a coctail. He gets out a lighter and lights the coctail then carries on juggling. He slips on a wet floor and the bottle lands on his head, knocking it onto the beer tap with a sickening crunch. He knocks the coctail off and it smashes on his head, setting it on fire whilst he lay motionless on the floor. Tic walks in.

Tic: I just got some more questions for-

He sees everyones shocked faces. One of the workmen points to the body behind the bar. Tic looks over, then at the group of people. The end credits role.

Lol I knew it was going to be fire. And now I look like a retarded Tom Cruise.... well... just Tom Cruise

5 bucks who can name that move reference.
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