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Old 03-30-2004, 04:09 AM
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"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. [...] and then what does he do... I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag-reel, he sets the rules in opposition... it's the goof of all time : look, but don't touch ; touch, but don't taste ; taste... don't swallow ! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing ? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off ! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord ! Worship that ?? Never !" - the devil's advocate



i'm sorry it's so long, but that monologue just makes me laugh every single time !
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