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Old 09-10-2007, 02:10 PM
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HDC's Deep Dark Secrets

Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



Newb - Originally had a twin brother, but he ATE him and the guilt has made him somewhat insane, so from time to time his memories of his brother manifest themselves as 'BudMan'...The psychiatrists said this was 'normal'

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

Zwoti - He's a BDSM master...But, I'm pretty sure we all suspected that one

DudeGuadalupe - "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...I dress in women's clothing, and hang around in bars.......I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama"


Well, that was MY lame attempt at a start...But, I know you guys can do better than this...What have you got?
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God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him

I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be

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