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September 10, 2007


Since Shia let the pussy out of the pouch already, the official site has revealed that the next instalment of the Indiana Jones adventures will be called….

“Fuck Firewall, this is the real shit right here”.

Or not. No, according to Indy’s on-screen son and IndianaJones.com the film will be called “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”.

That’s kinda cool…. Albeit surprising, since it isn’t one of the many rumoured titles we’ve been hearing for months now. I do wonder whether Lucasfilm started up a few bogus excite email accounts and spammed sites with insider knowledge claiming to know the title of the next “Indy” film and that’s how all the “Indiana Jones and the City of Gods” rumours, and so on, started.

LaBeouf announced the title – obviously he was given the thumbs up – at the VMA awards, where he was either presenting an award, hitting on Rihanna, or plugging the film in-between pre-recorded performances.

And next year, we’ll find out what the heck this Crystal Skull is….