[ferretchucker]

Well, I've just got back from school an I can't control myself! I might just have to write two episodes today! Here's the first.


Opening credits role. Fade to the police station. Bloodrayne is screaming at Mothman.
Bloodrayne: I've been in here a week and I haven't had a single phone call! Let me phone my friends! I deserve a phone call! LET ME HAVE A PHONE CALL!

Mothman: Bloody hell, okay. Just shut up.

He opens the cell door and walks her out. She picks up the phone.

Bloodrayne: Don't forget, my mother was a lawyer, I know my rights. You can't listen in on my phone call. Bugger off.

He walks off and she makes the call. A voice on the other end says name.

Bloodrayne: Crapapple. He's in hospital. Do it fast.

She hangs up and walks back to her cell. Murderdoll is in the one next door.

Murderdoll: Did the number work?

Bloodrayne: Yeh. Who is he?

Murderdoll: My brother. His name isn't important.

Fade into Yuki's. Ferretchucker enters on a wheelchair being pushed by Newb. Several people turn around, others cheer, some just try not to look around. __V__ [Who is behind the bar], pours a drink

Ferretchucker: Thanks. Crab's still not out, can't say I'm upset.

__V__: So what happened?

Ferretchucker: Well...it appears my step-daughter decided I was too much of an embarrasment. From what Newb told me, it seems she also killed my dead wife. Why, I don't know, but I'm just happy it's all over. Did I miss anything?

Horrorobsessed: Well, I moved in with XtRaVa, although he hasn't been around. He went on holiday though.

Ferretchucker: Well, I hope you like it here.

Horrorobsessed: Well you seem to be a lovely man but I'm afraid I have to go now, I'm meeting Zero.

Ferretchucker: Monkey Boy ay? You wanna watch him.

Horrorobsessed: Monkey boy?

Ferretchucker: Yep, back in the day he was covered in hair and I remember when he was a kid, he could climb anything. To me he's still just a hoochie Poochie monkey.

Horrorbsessed: Ha, well, bye.

Ferretchucker: Don't forget the bananas!

She walks outside and crosses the street. The house is just past VC Groceries. She gos past it. Suddenly, she's grabbed and pulled into an alley.

Person: Shut up, shut up. Just be quiet and nothing can happen. Understand?

She struggles some more and tries to push him off but eventually gives in. He pushes her onto the floor and quickly unzips his trousers.

Horrorbsessed: Please no. Please.

Suddenly, theres the sound of fast steps and some loud thumps.

Voice: Get up. NOW!

The attacker stands up, cowering.

Voice: Now, do you like mints?

Attacker: No...

Voice: Peppermints?

Attacker: No...

Voice: Pepperspray?

He whips something out of his pockets and sprays the guy in the eyes.

Voice: You okay? What's your name?

Horrorobsessed: Horrorobsessed.

Voice: I'm XtRaVa. So you're the one looking after my home. Come on. You go home and I'll take this guy to the station. Recognise him?

Horrorobsessed: No.

She runs into the house and XtRaVa walk away with the person. Fade to him and horrorobsessed in the living room.

XtRaVa: So he makes this thread called Freddie vs Jason 2: enter Michael and spells freddy wrong. The he pretty much is in love with michael. It was ridiculous.

They laugh for a while then she turns to him.

Horrorbsessed: Thanks.

They lean in slightly then begin to kiss. Suddenly things turn passionate. They're half naked when somebody walks in.

Zero: I've bee waiting at Guedo but-

XtRaVa and horrorbsessed look up just in time to see the door slam. They both sit down quietly. A flash comes through the window.

XtRaVa: Was that lightning?

Horrorobsessed: I dunno...maybe I should go. I have to think for a while.

She gets up and walks out the door. As she walks past the bush outside the front door the camera zooms in on a camera lense. It shuts and flash covers the screen. The ending credits role.