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Alright I know this one isn't light, but it is really cute.
The Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5
-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living
room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
off now... because this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches, who are getting on, get your
asses on the train...because
we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind
of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay
there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train...but I want you to use nice language." Two
hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers
please remember your things, thank you and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon." She heard her little darling
continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember,
there is no
smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant
and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
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