[crabapple]

Okay, obviously, you need help in the hoochie poochie department. Here is how you do that sort of stuff in a horror script:

BLOODRAYNE. Crabapple, Crabby my God, the zombies! They're coming over the hill! Oh my God, oh my God!

CRABAPPLE is in the back room feeding the cat.

CRABAPPLE. Yes, you are a biiiiiig floofy cat, aren't you! You are a big hoochie poochie cat.

BLOODRAYNE. Where are you, Crabby, you bastard!

CLOSEUP of CAT'S TAIL WAVING AROUND, hypnotically.

CRABAPPLE stares at the cat's hypnotic tail.

CRABAPPLE. I'll be...I'll be there in a minute...