[Zero]

For the Record:

First Name: zero

Gender: monkey (well, male but the monkey thing has a big impact on my dating life)

Age: 32 (which is like 110 in monkey years)

Astrological Sign: baboon

Hair- Color, length: brown, course, short but full coverage (if you know what i mean)

Height: 2'6

Residence: Monkey house in a zoo in the frozen tundra of upstate New York

House, Apartment, or Other? cage (but with daily feedings and fairly regular cleaning!)

Significant Other: well, a banana peel when i'm feeling particularly frisky

Kids: are objects at which i fling pooh

Occupation: usually scratching myself or picking things out of my butt but also interacting with the children who come by my cage (see above)

List something we may not know about you: i am related to the original cheetah but lost out on the will after a fairly nasty legal battle (i don't speak to many of those who are hanging on my family tree)
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