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Wal-Mart greeter..
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman
stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you f%$#@* blind, or just f%#$#@ stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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