[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. fade to a small outdoor wedding. Crabapple is waiting, fidgeting anxiously, he looks around nervously. The music starts up and the audience of people turn around. Bloodrayne, in a bright white dress, begins walking down the aisle with stepfather Ferretchucker at her side, winking at several women in the audience. finally, the pair reach the end and ferretchucker steps aside, making a call me sign at one of the bridesmaids. Roderick begins.

Rod: We are gathered here today to...

Bloodrayne: ***whispering*** Nothing can rui this day.

Crabapple: ***Whispering to himself*** I just hope she doesn't ruin it.

Flash to a storage room where somebody is moving around. They step in some oil then walk up to the window. The sniper rifle they're holding zooms in on Crabs head. Shoot back to the wedding.

Massacre Man: I should've been Best man, but no, Fucking XtRaVa gets the fucking part. Well that's fucking A.

Phalanx: Shhhh, they're getting to the good bit.

Rod: If anybody knows of any lawful reason why these two should not be wed in holy matromony, please speak now, or forever hold your peace.

AmericanManiac: I DO!

Several people gasp, Alkytrio666 faints.

AmericanManiac: That man isn't who he says he is! He is a Criminal!

Alkytrio Stands up.

Alky: yeh! He stole my money! He said he was investing it for me and I never saw it again.

Apparently, all the people who had some wrongdoing done to them by crab are confident enough to speak up

MassacreMan: He threatened to kill me three years ago when I caught him cheating on Bloodrayne!

MissMacabre: I was the one he was cheating on her with! Then he never saw me again!

Posher: I found him beating up my father! I only came here because of my friendship with Bloodrayne.

Dante'sInferno: I LOVE BLOODRAYNE! HE KNEW THAT AND HE STILL WENT FOR HER!

Ferretchucker: Even I hate him. I've tried telling her! Me and him were partners in buisness, then he made a board and got them to kick me out!

The screen splits in two (In a kind of 24 fashion). On half showing Dante throwing his chair at Crab, he other showing the bullet from th sniper being fired. Crabs head is knocked out of the way of the bullet, instead it shoots through the chair and into his back.

Bloodrayne: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Camera goes from above body, spinning out. roll in credits.


Thanks. Here's the weekly schedule. Tuesday, wednesday, friday and sunday.

Any suggestions for another storyline after Who shot CA?