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Heres one:

So a guy joins the navy and has to serve on a ship for several months. Only a few weeks in he's already missing sex and cant really find a good place to masturbate in private. He talks to his fellow crew about it, asking how they cope.

They all tell him about a barrel in a quiet part at the bottom of the ship and how theres a hole in it. They tell him that he can have sex with the hole and it will feel pretty much as good as the real thing.

After a week of having sex using the hole in the barrel the man decides to thank the crew for telling him about the barrel. They asked if he had a good time and he replied that it's been a great week and the barrel felt as good as the real thing. They replied:

"Glad to hear you had a good week, because its your turn in the barrel tonight".