[ferretchucker]

why must you hurt me in this way?

Part 3

Back in __V__'s apartment. __V__ is typing on his computer to "The Guys"

__V__: Well, this is all a good idea but do you really think Thriller.Com needs another fan-movie? These guys are idiots.

A knock on the door. __V__ answers to find Massacre Man standing there with plenty of blood on his shirt.

Massacre Man: Bad news! Look outside!

The camera shoots to the window in a fashion fitting a computer game to reveal people running around in the city, screaming, trying to escape the horde of deadites.

__V__: Oh my god. How did this happen?!

Massacre Man: Some kid up there decided it was time for a sequel...

__V__: What?

Massacre Man: What?

__V__ looks at Massacre Man in a strange way.

Massacre Man: Well. i was just watching TV and drinking some Bud when my house was stormed by Zero, some kid who seemed to think he was terrifying and kept mentioning Ferrets and a cloaked dude. Well, I managed to convince the kid that he could be incharge. He bought it and decided to try and kill them. Well, he threw and axe at mr. cloak but zero made short work of the kid. Poor deluded guy. I could see right through his head. But anyway, in the confusion i managed to run away. Then the first place I thought of coming to was here.

Some screaming noises can be faintly heard but __V__ and Massacre Man appear to have not heard them

__V__: But how could these guys be alive. I destroyed the book and anyway, didnt horrorobsessed mention some kid with a Ferret last time?

Massacre Man: I dunno. His dad probably had a car.

__V__: Hearing Noises What's That?

Suddenly a deadite bursts through the door, knocking the two guys over.

Massacre Man: What the fu-?

Another deadite storms into the room. Massacre Man recognises this one as

Massacre Man: Posher?

The posher deadite lunges at him with great speed. Pushing him back on the floor. MM reaches for a piece of broken vase (It was knocked over earlier in the struggle.

TO BE CONTINUED...