[ferretchucker]

Part 2

A small house in the suburbs with a bit of a run down garden is shown, with ferretchucker running into it.

Ferretchucker: Mum! They didn't like my ferrig! Wait 'til the guys on the internet here about this! Mum?

The figure turns around to reveal zero on stilts in a dress and a wig.

Zero: Hey kiddie. Mamma's got a surprise for you! I'm making waffles!

Zero shoves a waffle iron into ferretchuckers horrified face. He drops the ferrig on the floor and it runs away.

Zero: Okay then buddy. What next? I here Chicago can be pretty ni-

Cloaked figure: Silence! There are still many more obstacles to overcome. First, remove this childs head from the waffle maker thing.

Zero peels ferrets lifeless face off the scolding hot waffle iron.

Zero: Oooh, couldn't you just play tic tac toe on that face?

He points at the blank face with horrible criss cross burn marks covering it.

Cloaked Figure: Bite him.

Zero. My Pleasure CF. Have you got any maple syrup?

Zero bites the neck of Ferretchucker. Instantly a change takes place. Ferretchucker's hair falls out, his skin becomes a much paler colour (Save the burn marks) And his eyes become a glowing red. Also he has the typical fangs and pointy toungue.

Ferretchucker: Now I can have my revenge on society! Now I can have revenge on my class mates. Now I can have revenge on my teacher. Vampiric clown watch out! The ferretchucker's about!

Zero hits ferret over the hack of the head with a frying pan.

Zero: Shut the fuck up! We aint in a comic book. You don't need to make stupid speeches and you are NOT called Ferretchucker. I'm gonna call you...Waffleface.

CF: Silence both of you. I sence a presence. Someone watching us...

In a house across the street, OMCdave takes off the binoculars.

OMCdave: Let's see what's happening next door in Mrs. Blankenships house...

Trippin_the_rif: My turn!

Neverending enters the room with a shot gun and blasts their heads off.

Neverending: Bloody wankers!