Faustus: aaaaaaaaaah! The zombie has got me.
Murderdoll: Take this you son of a bitch!
*Murderdoll shoots the zombie on the head and it falls out*
Faustus: thanks Murderdoll.
Murderdoll: never mind.
Faustus: Dojo took my van and now we have to get him.
Murderdoll: we?!
Faustus: yes, unless u want to die here.
Murder doll: i got a gun, how come i am gonna die here.
Faustus: what the fuck, let me see that gun!
Murderdoll: no, youll try to take it from me.
Faustus: dont worry, i promise i wont.
*Murderdoll gives faustus the gun and he opens it*
Faustus: you only got 3 bullets.
Murderdoll: and i am going to make 3 holes on your dick if you dont give me my gun and dont leave me alone.
*Faustus makes like to give the gun to Murderdoll, but he grabs her by the feet and puts her upside down*
Faustus: I wont let you die, dont even think of it!
Murderdoll: why, do you love me too, like the asshole of despare?
Faustus: no, but i got no choice, youre going to die here with no food and only 3 bullets.
Murderdoll: ok.
*Camera cuts to Dojo driving the van, and then cuts to the front window, from inside the van*
Dojo: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you assholes, and i took the key, and im driving right now.
*Zero the monkey jumps to the front window and Dojo rises the speed*
Dojo: hey you little asshole, get down of there!
*camera cuts to faustus and murderdoll running and following the marks of the wheels of the van*
*Zero the monkey breaks the window by scratching it and begins biting and scratching Dojo in the face*
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