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Old 07-25-2007, 09:34 PM
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I bet they gave Passion of the Christ a rave review though... :rolleyes:


These types of reviews are pretty typical of the middle-america, overweight, bible thumping mindset, which sadly constitutes about 50% of the US population. I'm sure there are thousands of people in places like Kansas and Wyoming that find this information extremely useful. Once you get towards the coasts or the inland metropolitan areas (Chicago, Minneapolis, etc..), common sense and open minds tend to prevail far more frequently.


And now for some NOFX. The following lyrics are from a song basically written about the same type of fuckers that make lists like the one in this thread...

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We call the heartland 'not very smart-land',
IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates,
they got so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

The fear stricken, born again Christian,
they got a vision a homogenized state
Textbooks decline intelligent design,
They got Bill Nye on the list to extricate

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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