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$2000...I see. You need to stop some local yuppie kids from tearing down your beloved youth center. Challenge them to a regatta and kick their ascoted...er...ascots around town! I recommend seeking help from Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong on such an endeavor. Be prepared. And remember, the hot cheerleader you like is shallow. Who you really want is the cute brunette neighbor girl. But seriously, try looking into stuff like Check into Cash. It's a scam, but they'll float you part of it.
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