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Beer League
Ugh! Whoever thought Artie Lang could carry a movie must have never seen his comedy before. There were a handful of funny moments but for the most part, this was just painful to sit through. Totally contrived plot, really weak script & dialogue, mediocre acting and way too many unfunny jokes. This movie sucked, don't waste your time.
D-
Black Snake Moan
If there was a point to this movie, then I must have missed it. Samuel L. Jackson & Christina Ricci both do a superb job acting their parts and Justin Timberlake does a decent job of portraying a spastic crybaby, but the plot is just beyond stupid. I was hoping the ending would give relevance to the rest of the film, but unfortunately, that was not the case. On the contrary, the sappy ending made a lame film even lamer. As far as I can tell, there wasn't much more going on than a skanky whore that gets chained up by an old balck dude until she learns the error of her whore-ish ways. For me, the sole redeemingly quality in this film was Ricci's hooters, but even those were tainted by the white trashiness of her character.
D-
Man.... I need to watch something I know is good now. Too many crap movies in a row makes the prospect of watching any film lose it's appeal.
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