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Old 06-20-2007, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by toXsick View Post
Heh! Haunted Port-O-Potty: They'll Scare the Shit out of You.
reminds me of the late great J T Walsh's line in Crazy People:

I wanna know how the fuck the word "fuck" got in the fucking New York Times!


How about a creature that flash-freezes you, then lets you slowly thaw as hundreds of it's offspring gestate inside you. When you are nice and warm and awake, its kind of like "alien", only rather than just your chest, you explode in randome locations as the baby creatures erupt from wherever they were carried by your bloodstream.

Would make for some sweet death scenes :)
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