[VampiricClown]

Originally Posted by Shazbut

Just stick to some ground rules, okay?

1. Dont get gooey eyed over any pretty girls/boys and follow them home.
2. Dont say anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to piss any locals off.
3. If someone tries to hitch a lift with you, regardless of how sexy/desperate they appear, dont let them in the car.
4. Always,always make sure you have enough fuel in the car.
5. If you see anyone dressed in clown gear/makeup - turn the car round and go home.
6. If you see any water towers and or windmills - turn the car round and go home.
7. If you see any homesteads with hundreds of abandoned cars in the yard - turn the car round and go home.
8. If you see any dead animal, skulls, teeth, baby rattles, anything remotely weird as a windchime/mobile - turn the car round and go home.
9. When asking for directions to or from a place, DO NOT ask the sweet, lil' ol' man sitting on his own outside a rundown gas station.
10. Take plenty of provisions - guns, ammo, knives, axes, machetes, grenades, tank, bullet/knife-proof jackets, helmets and goggles. Of course doing this may make you a target for anyone up for a real challenge :p so be discreet.
11. Take food and water - I havent seen one person in the movies eat or drink - and have concluded it's simply down to insufficient hydration and sustenance that causes their demise.

Bon Voyage :D

That list needs to be in a travelers guide!