06-14-2007, 08:50 AM
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Tonight's the nght.
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Davenport, Iowa.
Posts: 10,461
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazbut
An escaped convict breaks into a home and ties up the husband and wife on the bed. He jumps on top of the wife and kisses her ear. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
The husband says: “Satisfy him or he will kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong – I love you!”
Wife says: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong – I love you!”
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Hah,that is great.
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