[Shazbut]

A farm equipment sales rep goes to a farm one day, trying to sell a new tractor on the market.

As he is walking up the drive, he sees a 3-legged pig on the grass verge.

He knocks on the door of the farm and when the farmer answers, he comments on the pig and asks why it only has 3 legs.

The farmer replies: "Well, one day my 5 year old son was playing down by the river and fell in. From nowhere comes the pig, jumps in the river, pulls my son out, gives him mouth to mouth resuscitation and basically saves his life"

Sales rep says: "That's amazing, but it still doesnt explain why the pig only has 3 legs"

Farmer replies: "Well, my wife was busy cooking in the kitchen one day and the chip pan caught fire and covered her in boiling hot fat. From nowhere comes the pig, rushes over to the pan, throws a wet towel over to douse the flames, then proceeds to pour bucket loads of water on the wife, calls an ambulance and bascially saves her life".

Sales rep says: "That is fantastic, but, not wishing to offend, it still doesnt explain why the pig only has 3 legs".

Farmer replies: "Well, I was out working in the field one day and my tractor rolled over and crushed my leg. From nowhere comes the pig, pulls the tractor off of me, bandages my compound fracture, calls an ambulance and basically saves my life".

Sales rep says: "That is one incredible animal you have there, you must think him a guardian angel. But, pray, these stories are fantastic but it still doesnt explain why the pig only has 3 legs".
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"Well", replies the farmer, "with a pig like that, you cant eat him all at once"!!!

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