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Sign Quotes

Capricorn- Ummmmm I ran out of ladder.....

Aquarius- Sensibility is sensible.... I sense it.

Aries- Omg! The DRAMA! Is there any shit to stir? hello? WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME??!?

Gemini- Ummm I think i'll go dark side today... no... light side... no BOTH. Let's screw with the WORLDDD

Pisces- Ummm hello? Is this thing on?

Cancer- You can't seeeee me. *hides under rock*

Scorpio- The difficult is soon done... The impossible just takes longer.

Sagittarius- Omg... The window broke! OMG! this is YOUR FAULT. It's everyone's fault but MINE!!!!!!!!!!! You did this JUST to hurt ME.

Libra- omg omg omg omg, there's a pimple on my nose. ARMAGGEDON!!!! SECOND COMING OF CHRIST! OH GOD KILL ME NOW!

Taurus- Is my hair flowy today? Hello? Am I preety?

Virgo- Now, onto your flaws.

Leo- Wanna fight? I do. Let's fight because I can. Buy me stuff too, look at ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!

These are true, enjoy.