[horrorobsessed]

oh yes, gotta love the po po. anyway....

time: about a week before school got out (which was the 23 of May), right after school

me, my sister, her ex-boyfriend, then his friend and his girlfriend were driving home. we pass a cop waiting at an intersection less than a block away from my high school. my sister and Michael (the ex) didn't have their seat belts on, so the put them on when they see the cop. the cop sees them do it, follows us, like, a block, then pulls us over. the cop gives my sister and Michael a ticket and then trys to get us for littering. i was just kinda like WTF man!?! but he didn't cause i found the paper that was "thrown out the window".

that's not even the best part though, brace yourselves for this.

while the cop is sorting out the ticket stuff and jacking off in his car, we're listen to Fat Bottom Girls by Queen. we're singing it and this "hefty" woman walks by...we think nothing of it. even though she stopped to talk to the cop. however, when the cop got back he was all like "Did you just call the woman a fat ass?" we all die. but seriously, he couldn't have actually given us a fucking ticket for that anyway? could he?