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"I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard" - New Jack City
"Yeah and while were at it why don't we clean the whole fucking house?" - Idol Hands
"A man has one bucket which holds 5 gallons of water and another bucket that holds 3 gallons of water, how many buckets does the man have?" - Idiocracy
"I know you guys have been through alot, but if you could find the time I would rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH" - The Thing
"Ready for some lovin' kitten?" - Ted Bundy
"No Fucker leaves till we find out what c*** did it" - Trainspotting
"We only need one man to take on all 3 of your fighters and anyone else that has the, balls to step in the ring" - No Retreat No Surrender
"Oh my God shes really drunk" - Shaun of the Dead
"Shut up or I'll piss in your face" - Spetters
Bender: "I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is lobotamy and some tights"
Johnson: "You wear tights?"
Clark: "No I wear the required wrestling uniform".
Johnson: "Tights".
Clark: "Shut Up".
- The Breakfast Club
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