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What does the average NC student get on his SAT? Drool
What do you get when you put the NC State football team in 1 room? A full set of teeth.
How do you get an NC State graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
What is the longest three years of a NC State football players life? His freshman year.
How many NC State freshman football players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, thats a sophmore course.
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.
What has 600 eyes, 25 teeth, and 8 dads? The front row at a Garth Brooks concert.
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LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH AND WATCH MOVIES THAT ROT YOUR MIND
I dont know why the rest of you think Halloween is only one day a year
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