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Originally Posted by Maddox
I want to find out if there are any real places like the Horror museum like in House of 1000 Corpses, if so, i'd like to go there and do a documentary on it. I'm not looking for gimmicky haunted houses, im looking to the wacky roadside attraction like the ones in Rob Zombie films. If anyone has any help for me plz reply.
P.S. I'm sorry if this is in the wrong area, i didn't know where it should go
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Just stick to some ground rules, okay?
1. Dont get gooey eyed over any pretty girls/boys and follow them home.
2. Dont say anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to piss any locals off.
3. If someone tries to hitch a lift with you, regardless of how sexy/desperate they appear, dont let them in the car.
4. Always,always make sure you have enough fuel in the car.
5. If you see anyone dressed in clown gear/makeup - turn the car round and go home.
6. If you see any water towers and or windmills - turn the car round and go home.
7. If you see any homesteads with hundreds of abandoned cars in the yard - turn the car round and go home.
8. If you see any dead animal, skulls, teeth, baby rattles, anything remotely weird as a windchime/mobile - turn the car round and go home.
9. When asking for directions to or from a place, DO NOT ask the sweet, lil' ol' man sitting on his own outside a rundown gas station.
10. Take plenty of provisions - guns, ammo, knives, axes, machetes, grenades, tank, bullet/knife-proof jackets, helmets and goggles. Of course doing this may make you a target for anyone up for a real challenge :p so be discreet.
11. Take food and water - I havent seen one person in the movies eat or drink - and have concluded it's simply down to insufficient hydration and sustenance that causes their demise.
Bon Voyage :D