shortest fairy tale ever:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No."
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
the end..
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and who have polished off every unbolted down pack of biscuit..